The Kingdom of NS Moldova is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.798 billion NS Moldovans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The very strong NS Moldovan economy, worth 176 trillion lei a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 62,911 lei, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 197,594 per year while the poor average 15,336, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. NS Moldova's national animal is the The White Stork, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

NS Moldova is ranked 122,640^th in the world and 1,927^th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 13.09 flags saluted per person per day.